Leap the fence

jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok

i really don’t understand why this is an issue. condoms benefit both genders by PREVENTING THE SPREAD OF STDS and STOPPING UNWANTED PREGNANCIES. 

pads and tampons SOAK UP BLOOD.

if you want something that does that for free go to a public restroom and take as much shitty toilet paper as you can get. because even if the government DID provide free tampons and pads, they’d probably be the really shitty uncomfortable kind and you wouldn’t even want them so please complain about something else 

(Source: formerly-serbranflakes)

gymleaderfrank:

If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

• Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa)

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

randomobsession:

littlewhitesnowowl:

sassygaydraco:

if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me

i will say it 30 seconds before them

(Source: lecterer)